SOME SAGAS JUST WON’T DIE.
Becca Crane (Jenn Proske) moves to a small town to live with her sheriff dad (Diedrich Bader) and is immediately intrigued by one of the boys at school, the pale and sullen Edward (Matt Lanter). The directing duo once again do what they do best; barely write a few lame jokes about a contemporary phenomenon, lean back and enjoy the cash that equally witless teens sink into their movies. Awful stuff, but this take on the Twilight series has one thing going for it: Proske’s imitation of Kristen Stewart.
2010-U.S. 82 min. Color. Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. Cast: Jenn Proske (Becca Crane), Matt Lanter (Edward Sullen), Diedrich Bader (Frank Crane), Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, David DeLuise.