Tag Archives: Milla Jovovich

Zoolander 2

LONG TIME NO Z. Former fashion icons Zoolander and Hansel (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are reunited after many years to help Interpol find out who’s assassinating pop stars. This belated sequel does everything wrong, even though it closely imitates the original by adding an abundance of cameos and inventing another outlandish plot involving fashion super-villains. … Continue reading Zoolander 2

Resident Evil: Retribution

EVIL GOES GLOBAL.  Alice (Milla Jovovich) wakes up and finds herself a prisoner inside a facility deep underwater; with help from a former Umbrella agent, she needs to get in touch with a rescue team on the surface. The fifth film in the series is an improvement on the last three entries, thanks to its … Continue reading Resident Evil: Retribution

Survivor

HIS NEXT TARGET IS NOW HUNTING HIM. After surviving an attack in London, U.S. Embassy employee Kate Abbott (Milla Jovovich) finds herself on the run from her superiors and one of the world’s best assassins, a man called “The Watchmaker” (Pierce Brosnan). The film ends with a message, written in earnest, about how many acts … Continue reading Survivor

The Three Musketeers

EVERY LEGEND HAS A NEW BEGINNING. In the early 1600s, three musketeers reluctantly join forces with young D’Artagnan (Logan Lerman), who wants to become one of them, and do battle with enemies who’ve stolen da Vinci’s airship blueprints. Yet another version of this tale, spiced up by the man behind Resident Evil, who throws in … Continue reading The Three Musketeers

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

MY NAME IS ALICE AND I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. Alice (Milla Jovovich), who survived the troubles inside The Hive, now fights for survival in Raccoon City that lies on top of the doomed facility; the whole place is contaminated. More zombies and shootouts in the dark corners of a nightmarish future world; the director obviously wants to … Continue reading Resident Evil: Apocalypse

He Got Game

THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GAME. Attica convict Jake Shuttlesworth (Denzel Washington) is freed for one week to persuade his son Jesus (Ray Allen), an immensely talented basketball player, to sign up with the governor’s alma mater. This becomes a story about redemption, integrity and the bond between a father and a son, … Continue reading He Got Game

Zoolander

3 % BODY FAT. 1 % BRAIN ACTIVITY. A fashion designer (Will Ferrell) plans to brainwash the dumbest male model around, which happens to be Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), into assassinating a prime minister threatening to close down the designer’s business. That’s the stupid story of this “frat pack” comedy, but funny it still is, … Continue reading Zoolander

Resident Evil

A SECRET EXPERIMENT. A DEADLY VIRUS. A FATAL MISTAKE. A virus has been released inside The Hive, a secret underground facility, turning the lab workers into zombies; a military task force is deployed to take care of the problem. The following battle against a superintelligent computer that controls The Hive is run-of-the-mill, but this adaptation of … Continue reading Resident Evil

The Fifth Element

THERE IS NO FUTURE WITHOUT IT. A couple of hundred years into the future, New York cab driver Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) meets a mysterious girl (Milla Jovovich) whom he doesn’t realize is equivalent to the Second Coming. Director Luc Besson was a teenager when he conceived this story about a supreme Evil waiting to … Continue reading The Fifth Element