THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON’T DO.

Tom Stansfield (Ashton Kutcher) agrees to housesit for his aggressive boss (Terence Stamp), thinking his sexy daughter Lisa (Tara Reid) will be there as well… but she’s not, and mayhem ensues. I expected no better from Kutcher and Reid, but I’m so disappointed in Naked Gun director David Zucker for making a movie this awful. Almost all of the jokes are offensive rather than funny and we don’t give a damn about any of the characters. Stamp does what he’s supposed to, but I hope he got paid well.

2003-U.S. 86 min. Color. Directed by David Zucker. Cast: Ashton Kutcher (Tom Stansfield), Tara Reid (Lisa Taylor), Jeffrey Tambor (Ken), Andy Richter, Michael Madsen, Terence Stamp… Carmen Electra.

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